Celestial Rants

premiumlewd:

He gets creative when he’s lazy, my boobs are now his entertainment shelf

bluebizcuits-owo:

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”

staticcolour:

I can finally say oil on canvas

raven-dreaming:

chasingstarlightz:

chasingstarlightz:

Why aren’t we talking about how Nicolas Cage is playing Spider Noir

He’s playing alternate old-timey spiderman with a fedora.

Hey so, why would you make me think about this enough that i was compelled to make a homestuck edit in the year of our Lord 2018?

HMM

tuomey:

motomenorahkent:

ghostchibi:

eltigrechico:

tilthat:

TIL that the saxophone was invented only in 1846 by Adolphe Sax. As a child, he survived a three-story fall, a gunpowder explosion, drinking a bowl of sulfuric water, a near-poisoning due to furniture varnish, and falling into a speeding river. His neighbors called him “little Sax, the ghost.”

via reddit.com

God really did not want the Saxophone invented.

perfect timing for this post showing up but Mr. Sax invented a bunch of other instruments (including ones that had a run but didn’t really stick around) but y’all wanna see one of his failed inventions?

behold, the fucking valved trombone

That’s not an instrument, that a section of plumbing

perpendicular honk engine